The Worst Golf Club​

 AKA the Lebanese Legend. He first picked up a golf club at 47 days old. On the course, you'll see him taking out all sorts of goodies from Uncrustables to Tabouleh. His famous move is the ol' wedge on the green. 

Lagwagon Fan Club, Adobe Blues Beer Club, and now the Worst Golf Club. J Bob picked up golf while serving during the Civil War alongside General Ulysses S. Grant. His kryptonite is he may fall asleep at the wheel of a golf cart so beware if you are his cart buddy. 

The "Turk Wendell" of the Worst Golf Club, you never know what Lane this man will be in. The mind games started in this picture alone, as the Southpaw lined up as a righty, posing with somebody else' club.

After spending years as the bodyguard for one-armed golfer Laurent Hurtubise, Anthony, despite having little knowledge of the game, decided to chance his arm anyway. When asked why the sudden career change he simply replied "2 hands are better than 1", as he raised both his fists like a boxer would. 

The man who brought the logo to life, Chris had a unique path to the game of golf. He once held the title of Hand of the King, but once Jonny West died, Chris was in search of a new pastime. The All-American will attempt to Pony up the bar and take the crown.

Joe is a 12th generation Iron Worker. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, Joe P. Ironardio is known to invent what many consider to maybe quite possibly be the first prototype of the Irons we all use on the course today. There's no proof of this and if you ask Joe, he neither confirms nor denies these rumors, always ending his comments with a wink.

West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a golf course is where he spent most of his days. Holing out, putting, chipping, all cool, and driving a ball on a tee off the roof of his school. Long story short, he did not end up with rich relatives in Bel-Air and became friends with Ryan so was it all worth it? Most would say it was not!

Alex got into golf thanks to a friendly family rivalry with his cousin, professional wrestler Ryback. Claiming "not to be the tough one, by far", Alex chose golf as "I'll never have to take a powerslam in this sport." You'll hear Alex tell people to "Feed Me More" as he takes mulligan after mulligan, relying on his cart mates to toss him more golf balls.

After defeating Ronda Rousey in an exhibition match, and successfully tackling Derrick Henry while running at full speed, "The Greek" picked up golf just 48 hours before the Chubbs Peterson Open stating "more sport to conquer". There are no limitations in this self-proclaimed multi-sport athlete.

Hailing from The Rockaways, Donnie learned to golf by sneaking on to the local Par-3 course. "All I had was a guinea tee, flip flops, a cooler of beer, and a set of clubs I "borrowed" from the neighbor". Maybe this year he can finally lose the nickname "Donnie Slicehurt". 

Whether its a guitar or a golf club in his hands, there's no keeping this FUNGuy away from a good time. Whether its a failure by design or even just a bad day, you can always count on Tim to give his best effort.

"Hi. I'm Steve and I absolutely SUCK". Legend has it that the echoes of his belching are still traveling through the mountains of Margaretville. 

Measuring at a height of 7'3", the game's tallest golfer joined the club with intention on stomping it out with his size 18 boot. Custom clubs sent to him by none other than Shaquille O'Neal himself, time can only tell if Frank knows his P's and Q's well enough to succeed. 

Although some draw up comparisons to Prez Dez, Tom Ryan is in fact his own identity. A clear cut favorite to out-drink the pack, it seems the once fiery Irishman has put aside launching clubs into the woods in favor of shotgunning a cold beverage. As far as golf goes, he's here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, and hes all out of bubblegum!

With a hand like a hockey foot and a unique way of scoring, this Sicilian/Irish chap is looking to quiet the naysayers. "I'll punch 'em square in the head". With family ties to the great Fudge family, let's see if Lefty can fist pump his way through the competition or will he come across the bridges he byrned. 

Not to be confused with Anthony M, Anthony P is a powerhouse on the course. Rumor has it he once cleared the Verrazzano Bridge with a 3wood. "I try to hit the ball as long as I can throw ya". Anthony enjoys doing push ups between swings and carrys a log (think Rocky 4) from hole to hole. 

After studying golf at St. John's University, not playing, Frank finally broke 100 back in 2013. That was 100 in the Adobe Blues Beer Club, not on the golf course. Putting the grind in to improve his work, Q (not Impractical Jokers Q) has said his goal is to become HOH. 

"I'm just here for the beer".

Matty Duke of Bartholomew has an established record of low scores and a low amount of clubs in his bag, not by design. The Kielbasa Killer is known to be quite the self-hype trash talker when it comes to golf, so let's see where his mouth leads him this year. He may back it up, he may not. 

There's not much that can make this man cracked, bent or broken on the course. His cool demeanor keeps him as smooth as freshly stretched mozzarella on the course.  After an early-life phase as an Aaron Rodgers stunt double, Ryan began to focus on himself by golfing as much as he can. Go ahead, ask him what college an athlete went to, he dares you!

Andrew appeared out of nowhere on the scene and made his presence known immediately. Although quiet and reserved, this man is an animal on the course. Not his golf game - he is known for demanding the clubhouse kitchens grill him some hot dogs as early as 730am! 

The evolution of man may have started in Frank's bloodline, but don't let him fool you. He is not from this Earth! The short game wizard will crunch your numbers by day and disguise as Bucket Head by night. When he initiates the famous family scoring, he is almost unbeatable. 

Brandon first picked up the game when he would leave L&B early and playing mini golf over at Nellie Bly. "I was surprised when I went to a course for the first time and there were no windmills on the green". He claims his clubs are made of adamantium. He once hit an albatross, didn't keep the ball, and followed it up by shanking that same ball into wood on the 

From the slums of Shaolin to the beaches in Miami, it would be rare to find Matt slacking.  He claims to be you're favorite Worst Golf Club golfer's favorite Worst Golf Club golfer. There is also a budding rivalry between Matts so keep a close eye on those two!

Claiming that the regular rules of golf are stupid, Norm jumped at the idea of joining  the Worst Golf Club. After finally settling down with the denial to make all the rules, he invested in some clickers to "show you". Norm is known to tell members that everybody has a price but no one truly has figured out what that means. 

Meet Dean. 20 something years old (I think). Fed up with life and the way things are going. He decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart, and suddenly his conscience comes into play. He drank the entire store and still holds the National record for ABV. Golf? "Only if there's booze"